November 19, 2009

Reader Poll

What do you think? Should I be on Facebook? What about Twitter?

I mean, everyone else seems to be doing the social networking thing. And with Sarah Pie being the de facto leader of the Republican party and all... (Confusing, that. Wasn't Rush Limbaugh supposed to be the head of the party? Or was it Glenn Beck? Sean Hannity? Adolph Hitler?) certainly her Lady Parts deserve their rightful place in the national discourse. Though Andrew - bless his heart! - seems determined to keep the spotlight on what's really important: Me.

I'm getting a little worried, though. I mean, I realize I'm new to this "blogosphere" thing, but it seems like some folks aren't taking Andrew seriously. I don't get it -- I mean, someone of his intellectual heft ought to command more respect.

Maybe I should wait? My Facebook Fu is not really up to snuff yet. And what's with all the martial arts lingo lately? I turn my back for one minute and Sarah Pie is practicing classic insurgent jujitsu while deftly avoiding Kabuki theater.

With all the kowtow-ing going on, I'm afraid I'm going to wake up one morning and find we've surrendered to the Japanese.
Posted by Sarah Palin's Uterus at 11:01 PM

8 comments:

  1. Charlie MartinNovember 20, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    If it makes you feel any better, "kowtow" is Chinese.

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  2. Charlie MartinNovember 20, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    ... and the captcha word on that last comment was "parin".

    Racists.

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  3. Sarah Palin's UterusNovember 20, 2009 at 6:01 PM

    Eh! Chinese/Japanese. I'm a uterus! I don't get out much....

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  4. John SkaifeNovember 20, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    I will be your follower, Sarah Palin's Uterus, if you go on Facebook.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 21, 2009 at 1:02 AM

    What do you think? Should I be on Facebook? What about Twitter?

    Twitter? Shouldn't that have an "a" instead of an "i"?

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  6. AnonymousNovember 21, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    I neither Twit nor Face, but I'll be stopping by regularly. Well, THREE weeks out the month anyhow.

    (grin)

    Rocketman
    ~(Ä)~

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  7. John SalmonNovember 21, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    I love how Sully throws in the George Wallace reference there. As if Luscious Sarah, risking that impressive uterus, would stand in front of schoolhouse doors demanding segregation, as Sully would stand in the front of court house doors demanding gay marriage. That Sully sure is a caution.

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  8. Bob BelvedereNovember 24, 2009 at 7:54 PM

    SPU: First you must conquer the Blogosphere in order to prevent that evil white Southern male oppressor Stacy McCain from taking it over. Then the rest will follow.

    Sincerely,
    Bob Belvedere's [very small] Feminine Side

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